| Place | Name | Points | Record | Opp. Win % | Opp. Opp. % | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Suck My Coins | ![]() | 12 | 4 - 0 - 0 | 62.50% | 60.83% |
| 2 | Like the 56th Matt we have here | ![]() | 9 | 3 - 1 - 0 | 71.88% | 53.91% |
| 3 | Please sir may I have some CP | ![]() | 9 | 3 - 1 - 0 | 59.38% | 54.69% |
| 4 | I'd like to purchase that please | ![]() | 9 | 3 - 1 - 0 | 53.13% | 56.25% |
| 5 | Lawless order | ![]() | 9 | 3 - 1 - 0 | 53.13% | 54.17% |
| 6 | Sells ageing cream via Avon | 7 | 2 - 1 - 1 | 43.75% | 58.59% | |
| 7 | Nearly played Gengar | ![]() | 6 | 2 - 2 - 0 | 56.25% | 50.00% |
| 8 | HYPE TRAIN WOO WOO | ![]() | 6 | 2 - 2 - 0 | 50.00% | 53.13% |
| 9 | Nah didn't fancy Liverpool | 6 | 2 - 2 - 0 | 50.00% | 53.13% | |
| 10 | Will draw with crayons for crack | ![]() | 5 | 1 - 1 - 2 | 56.25% | 49.17% |
| 11 | Dr. Beanie Rater | ![]() | 5 | 1 - 1 - 2 | 31.25% | 48.21% |
| 12 | Female Ollie | ![]() | 4 | 1 - 2 - 1 | 50.00% | 55.00% |
| 13 | Takes it up the Regidrago | ![]() | 4 | 1 - 2 - 1 | 43.75% | 55.83% |
| 14 | THE GOAT | ![]() | 3 | 1 - 3 - 0 | 56.25% | 47.66% |
| 15 | Quicker Burridge | ![]() | 3 | 1 - 3 - 0 | 43.75% | 44.64% |
| 16 | Liverpool's biggest fan | ![]() | 2 | 0 - 2 - 2 | 50.00% | 43.33% |
| 17 | Who even am I | ![]() | 1 | 0 - 1 - 1drop | 37.50% | 37.50% |
| 18 | Chicken Chow Mein | ![]() | 0 | 0 - 3 - 0drop | 58.33% | 52.08% |

