Sells ageing cream via Avon
7 points (2-1-1)
| Round | Opponent | Opp. Score | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Main Event | |||
| 4 | WIN | THE GOAT | 1-3-0 |
| 3 | TIE | Will draw with crayons for crack | 1-1-2 |
| 2 | LOSS | Like the 56th Matt we have here | 3-1-0 |
| 1 | WIN | Liverpool's biggest fan | 0-2-2 |
| Round | Opponent | Opp. Score | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Main Event | |||
| 4 | WIN | THE GOAT | 1-3-0 |
| 3 | TIE | Will draw with crayons for crack | 1-1-2 |
| 2 | LOSS | Like the 56th Matt we have here | 3-1-0 |
| 1 | WIN | Liverpool's biggest fan | 0-2-2 |