Will draw with crayons for crack

5 points (1-1-2)
| Round | Opponent | Opp. Score | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Main Event | |||
| 4 | TIE | Takes it up the Regidrago | 1-2-1 |
| 3 | TIE | Sells ageing cream via Avon | 2-1-1 |
| 2 | LOSS | Please sir may I have some CP | 3-1-0 |
| 1 | WIN | Nah didn't fancy Liverpool | 2-2-0 |

| Round | Opponent | Opp. Score | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Main Event | |||
| 4 | TIE | Takes it up the Regidrago | 1-2-1 |
| 3 | TIE | Sells ageing cream via Avon | 2-1-1 |
| 2 | LOSS | Please sir may I have some CP | 3-1-0 |
| 1 | WIN | Nah didn't fancy Liverpool | 2-2-0 |