ep right up and risk your sanity for a jaw-dropping, life-changing, generational-wealth-building prize pool of $15. Yes, fifteen whole United States dollars. Quit your job. Tell your family. This is the one.

Bring your tryhardest decks, your most aggressive mulligan-into-bench-out lines, and your willingness to flip a coin and pretend it's skill. "Sweaty" is not a vibe here, it's a requirement casual players will be politely escorted to a different, less emotionally damaging event.

Format: Pokémon TCG Pocket Standard because apparently that's how we're spending our free time now.

Entry fee: Your dignity.

Prize: 1st:$10 2nd:$5 paid cash app preferably can do others. not responsible for fees and it may take a few days for your prize please have patience May the best deck (or luckiest opening hand) win. See you nerds there.