Mega Sweaty Popup 🏆

Step right up and risk your sanity for a jaw-dropping, life-changing, generational-wealth-building prize pool of $5. Yes, five whole United States dollars. Quit your job. Tell your family. This is the one.

Bring your tryhardest decks, your most aggressive mulligan-into-bench-out lines, and your willingness to flip a coin and pretend it's skill. "Sweaty" is not a vibe here, it's a requirement casual players will be politely escorted to a different, less emotionally damaging event.

Format: Pokémon TCG Pocket Standard because apparently that's how we're spending our free time now.

Entry fee: Your dignity.

Prize: $5, probably split into something embarrassing like 1st $5 so everyone walks away feeling slightly worse than if they'd won nothing at all.

May the best deck (or luckiest opening hand) win. See you nerds there.